18/12/2006 - HAPPY X-MAS MOTHER FLICKERS
WELL WHAT A YEAR ITS BEEN, DVD ALL OUT AND DOING WELL, SECOND SERIES OF ANONYMOUS WILL BE OUT IN FEB OR APRIL OF MAY. i HAVE LOADS OF VICAR STREETS COMING UP AND THEY ARE 23RD OF DEC AND 27TH,28TH OF JAN AND 1ST AND 2ND OF FEB, SO COME ALONG ALL, I'LL BE OFF TO AUSTRALIA IN APRIL SO HERE I COME AGAIN OZ...AND WATCH OUT FOR ALL NEW MATERIAL, ESPECIALLY ABOUT THE ROYAL VARIETY SHOW, MY MAIN AIM WAS TO GET A LITTLE BIT OF DODGY MATERIAL FROM IT NAD I HAVE, SO WATCH OUT FOR THAT...IT FEATURES, DRINKING AND A OVER HAND SHAKING OF THE ROYALS.....ANYWHO , HAPPY X-MAS ALL AND DON'T FORGET, MICKEY'S BELONG IN TIBET
30/10/2006 - BUSY, BUSY, BUSY
Hi thanks to all firstly that sent in the "your mother stuff", all great. so update for fucks sake jason, update, well edinburgh was a roaring success but as usual by the time all the costs are taking out i'll get a fiver and a hug. My pod cast for the times newspaper is ongoing and managed to get into secret policemans ball and grab aload of great interviews, also coming up on it , lee mack, mark steel, adam hills, paddy mcgunniess, paul whitehouse.....ah will you stop Jason, it's all too much....and i can say their all great.
em,em oh yeah finishing off Anonymous for rte and that will be out in the new year and get this i'm doing the Royal variety Show in dec, how funny is that, so i think you lot know what i'm going to say.......send in a couple of things you'd like me to ask charles or camilla.
so for lists of gigs coming up check the tour date section, otherwise, i'll leave you with the charles and camilla thing.
talk soon
17/08/2006 - HALF WAY THROUGH AND ALL IS GOOD !!!
Hello the people, sorry i haven't updated this blog thing, but i have been very busy at the festival picking people up in my show and weighing them, so a big thanks to all the weighees....also i'm sure you lot have tuned into my pod cast, what a find that's been, and also my co-host the very funny meabh higgins, anyway we're hoping to take over the radio world soon...and we will ha, ha, ha,. We spoke to Harry Shearer so that will be up next, and man was that amazing, yes even me, moaney arse, thought that was amazing.
so ,having the madness at the festival, the usual looney's following me around, and by that i don't always mean people, i mean that, as a form of madness that attracts to me. In late and live I had a south african up on stage to translate the last bit of my set into africannnnn,it was about my child and apparently, child in africannnn's is, cuntz, so as you can imagine that caused a bit of a storm.
And finally i was in the fat caves last night where i saw, Andrew stanley and damian clake, their doing a show called "i dare ya", anywho andrew waxed his chest and it bled on stage , while damian drank a pint of vodka and milk, ah the ladssss
so if anyone is around on sunday, the comedians are playing steinhusmuir (not sure of spelling), so come along and support us, it's in the grounds, so nets and all.
ok i'm going to go and dive back into the festival, so i promise i'll update you of any more madness. oh yeah, your ma has a hairy back and you have to comb it.
i'll be ending my blog from now on with insults to your parents, so if you'd like to send in suggestions, or slap them on the forum that would be great.
14/07/2006 - SORRY I,VE BEEN AWAY AND HERE'S THE LASTEST
DEAR ALL.
Sorry for not been on here for a while, but i,ve been travelling around making the people laugh or a general spread of upset.
so just finished, finally, shooting the D.V.D and we will release later in the year, but in the mean time we will throw a little clip on the site for you hungry fucks.The show is called "Out of the Box" and it has nothing to do with vagina's.
Also we have the ever life sucking Edinburgh coming up with a show called "Sheep for feet and Ram's for hands", so if anyone has these problems please come along and I will gladly deal with them.
also my t.v show is coming back to ireland and if anyone abroad would like to see this show, ring rte in ireland and they'll send you a copy, in exchange for a bottle of whiskey and some land.
But right now off to the comedy store london, and a big shout out to the irish man at the store last night who couldn't speak properly and the leather pants, half German, half Irish, bike owning, nightclub owning, banging a doll of a girl, bloke.
talk soon oh people of the dark.
24/03/2006 - AH JASUS I'M KNACKERED
Hello all, sorry i haven't got back to this blog shit but i'm a comic and we don't really live in the real world, or as my wife would say "i hate you" which has nothing to do with what i said in the top bit, but there you go.
Now so far this year i have been busy with all, have been loving the gigs and in the past week decided to go to the madest city's and do the hardest gig's , so where's nice and quiet on paddy's week, i know, glasgow,and for two nights, so a big thanks to the mad scots and i hope that the posh lady who had sex on a piano, is feeling better and she got the c key out of her hole, then to belfast, and was with the amazing ed byrne, where we both ended the show together answering questions from the audience, loved this and myself and ed would love to do more of this, we might even have a ed and jason byrne,( rob the idea from baddiel and skinner) on a couch show, our comedy was seperated lovely, i was asked how would i embrasses a lady, ed firstly said in a lovely and clever way that when he farts he simply says it is his and his girlfriends fart, thus embrassing them, but my response was to shit on their back, where ed says , "yaeh but you want to be around the front so you can see their face when your doing it", where i replyed "no, i only do this when their asleep"
Then onto dublin on patricks day, in vicar street, i was expecting a room of hammered people who had just finished rioting again, but instead a room full of lovely clever people, and a big shout out to our little dancers who did us all proud. Then a quick hop to kilkenny for the week-end where i came across the fucken madest people so far in my career, the best had to be a english man who told his irish girlfriend that he was an archeoligist (spelt jason special way) and that the most recent dig he was on, was in a cemetry, fucken hell man ,he must of won some awards for the things he found in there, BODIES MAYBE, you mentalist.
And finally to london to play in the lyciem theatre for Daryll Martin's charity gig or , oh no for Daryll's i'm not going to work any more so lets ring the comics, who say yes to all gig. needless to say Daryll is on the raod to recovery and will be getting a new venue in nottingham, shoved up his hole
anywho i'm off to cork now to city limits, should be great and mental, and then to the aussy land for the melbourne comedy festival. I'll keep ya all posted
god bless you all, or as my wife would say, why don't you fuck off, go on leave see if i care you useless little shit !!!
